*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

pulitzerprincess:

I. Need. One.

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(Source: itslatingirl)

leafprint:

he’s going for the gold.

thisbigcity:

Well that’s my life changed forever.

(Source: sophiebeehler)

martineken:

Alan Sailer is a California based photographer that shoots and captures food through high speed explosions with extremely high speed cameras.

"Pearls are always appropriate."

-Jackie Kennedy (via allamericanclass)

amazingabitch:

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